An absolute masterpiece of a movie! So many great quotes, but here's a few fav's:
Dorn to Vaughn: "Let's cut through the crap, Vaughn. I only got one thing to say to you: "Strike this mother ____ out."
Harry Doyle, while announcing: "The post-game show is brought to you by .. [searches through papers] .. *****, I can't find it. To hell with it."
Hayes to Vaughn: "What league you been playing in?"
Vaughn: "California Penal League"
Hayes: "Never heard of it; how'd you end up there?"
Vaughn: "Stole a car"
Heywood (opposing player): "How's your wife and my kids?"
Hayes (during commercial shoot): "The American Express card; don't steal home without it."
Hayes (on bumpy flight in storm): "Call the stewardess, Vaughn; I need one of those bags."
Vaughn: "There aren't any stewardesses."
Hayes: "I wonder if there are any pilots."
Hayes to Taylor: (after providing Pedro with a bucket of KFC for his pre-game sacrifice to Jobu, which didn't seem to help his batting performance): "Maybe we should've gotten the live chicken [he had asked for]"